Out on the streets with nomadic Michelle: I’m in Diani Bitch….

Yes if you were wondering about the title it has been stolen from that club anthem “I’m in Miami Bitch.”

There are places that the lord created, stood back, marvelled, winked and said “Beat that!” Diani is such a place it’s what dreams are made of and home to nomadic travellers like me. Yes home, because it’s so easy to get lost in the beauty of such tropical islands, forgetting where you are from and that you actually have responsibilities to get back to.

Diani has many resorts and some are just typically better than others, offering all sorts of beach activities such as Kite Surfing, water skiing, fishing, snorkeling and basically anything water.

Countless afternoons spent relaxing in paradise.

Lantanu Galu Beach Resort was one of my favourite’s, with a pristine beach and a bevy of James Bond looking men it provided a fair amount of beauty and entertainment. Their food was lovely but the dessert menu was more of a desert than an oasis.

Keeping cool in the ocean, sipping on cocktails

The best thing that came out from Lantanu Galu though were 2 gorgeous English brothers who hosted us for New Year’s Eve Dinner. Our chef was kitted out in a pair of fitting Ducati chino’s that made his tush a delightful sight… a real man’s man. Our Barman, his brother was a tall drink of milk, with a body to write home about, I’m sure he has inspired many a fantasies.

New Years Eve Dinner

Taking in the view from the balcony

5 Tips for making the most of Diani

- Bring your coolest friends along, there will be plenty of memorable moments and you want to be able to laugh about them when you get back home.

- Get a 4x4 with a great sound system; potholes are the order of the day, therefore you might as well bounce along listening to some cool beats.

- Get ready to dance every night, Diani has great night spots, my favourite being 40 Thieves, its easy going, good music and a great time out on the beach

Many nights were enjoyed at 40 Thieves

- Be adventurous, do things you have never done before, break the rules just make sure you won’t get caught because those Masai guards will beat you up.